Gosh, I’ve not seen so many alarming fires since I binge-watched the box set of Fireman Sam! 🔥 #alwaysonthescene
Chasing a Noodle
Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Alastair is an entrepreneur, whimsical writer and inventor of the world's first biscuit spacesuit; made entirely of chocolate Oreos.