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Alastair Versus the Mosquito
Some battles are legendary. Some are just really, really annoying. This is definitely the latter.
Aug 31
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Artificial Unintelligence
A humorous take on AI and human creativity. Expect a healthy dose of artificial nonsense.
Jun 13
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Surveys – A Tale of Pens, Opinions, and Equine Chaos
The data no one asked for, collected by a man who should’ve known better.
Apr 15
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An Ode to Friendship
Today we're discussing friends. And I don’t mean the long-running TV series with more on-off engagements than a toddler playing with a light switch…
Mar 25
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Diary of a Very Normal Week
A small number of people (<1) recently wrote to me, asking what it’s like to spend a week in the mind of a Noodle Chaser. Here's the highlights of my…
Feb 2
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My Predictions for 2025
Prepare for a glimpse into the future as I use my incredible powers of mystic noodling to give you my predictions for 2025.
Jan 5
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The Christmas Wreath-Making Class
Nothing says Christmas quite like a wreath. So, in this month of festivity, I've taken it upon myself to organise a wreath-making class...
Dec 15, 2024
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Fourteen
I’ve reached a new milestone — 14 subscribers. Shout it out loud — FOURTEEN. I call it the incompetent baker’s dozen. Henry XIII called it a challenge…
Nov 26, 2024
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The Speed Awareness Course
Did you know that driving too fast is the leading cause of people getting pulled over for speeding?
Nov 4, 2024
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The General Knowledge Quiz
Don't tell me I'm not helpful!
Oct 1, 2024
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Putting the Rumours to Rest
Find out why I'm reluctantly ruling myself out of contention to be the next James Bond.
Sep 2, 2024
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New Olympic Events
The Olympic Games are about to get a whole lot more interesting! I’ve got some new event ideas that might just redefine the meaning of 'athleticism.'
Aug 11, 2024
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The Inconvenience Store
Located somewhere an unreasonable distance from you — Alastair’s Inconvenience Store — where everything you need is either out of stock or on a high…
Jul 24, 2024
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The Name Game
Life is full of difficult choices: Brown or white toast with your cooked breakfast; attend a Justin Bieber concert or pour liquid nitrogen in your ears…
Jul 20, 2024
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