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Surveys – A Tale of Pens, Opinions, and Equine Chaos
The data no one asked for, collected by a man who should’ve known better.
 • Alastair Hazell
An Ode to Friendship
Today we're discussing friends. And I don’t mean the long-running TV series with more on-off engagements than a toddler playing with a light switch…
 • Alastair Hazell
Diary of a Very Normal Week
A small number of people (<1) recently wrote to me, asking what it’s like to spend a week in the mind of a Noodle Chaser. Here's the highlights of my…
 • Alastair Hazell
My Predictions for 2025
Prepare for a glimpse into the future as I use my incredible powers of mystic noodling to give you my predictions for 2025.
 • Alastair Hazell
The Christmas Wreath-Making Class
Nothing says Christmas quite like a wreath. So, in this month of festivity, I've taken it upon myself to organise a wreath-making class...
 • Alastair Hazell
Fourteen
I’ve reached a new milestone — 14 subscribers. Shout it out loud — FOURTEEN. I call it the incompetent baker’s dozen. Henry XIII called it a challenge…
 • Alastair Hazell
The Speed Awareness Course
Did you know that driving too fast is the leading cause of people getting pulled over for speeding?
 • Alastair Hazell
The General Knowledge Quiz
Don't tell me I'm not helpful!
 • Alastair Hazell
Putting the Rumours to Rest
Find out why I'm reluctantly ruling myself out of contention to be the next James Bond.
 • Alastair Hazell
Chasing a Noodle
Chasing a Noodle
Humorous musings from Alastair – inventor of the world's first edible spacesuit (made of sponge fingers).
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