Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Alastair is an entrepreneur, whimsical writer and inventor of the world's first biscuit spacesuit; made entirely of chocolate Oreos.
When social media made me smile: #1…
Gosh, I’ve not seen so many alarming fires since I binge-watched the box set of Fireman Sam! 🔥 #alwaysonthescene
🏮 We can look back on this in 12 months' time and see how many I got right… ⬇️